Every morning we check to see who’s searching for THE GUYS. We’re curious to know what type of information people are looking for. Unfortunately many people come to our site and leave immediately because we aren’t providing the information they are seeking. So we’d like to address that here, by answering the last batch of “search questions.”
Here are ten recent searches in no particular order. We’ll do our best to address each one.
1. “Lick my boyfriend’s feet”
Now let’s clarify. Does he want you to lick his feet and you don’t know how? Or do you want to lick his feet and you’re not sure how to ask him? Either way it’s not something we recommend doing on the first or second date, especially if he’s just getting over a case of athlete’s foot, or hasn’t filed down his corns. You might want to broach the subject after a few glasses of wine; make that a few bottles.
2. “How to tell if you’re being played”
Didn’t we answer this already? Read it here.
3. “Finding a guy who can handle my neediness”
The fact that you’re asking the question should tell you something. No man or woman truly wants to be with someone who’s needy. Sure we can all feel needy from time to time, especially when the balance is off in our relationship, but if you’re a needy person and you know it, maybe you need to ask yourself, “Why am I so needy?” Address that first and then come back and visit. You might find some other answers you’re looking for here.
4. “Alpha males and chores”
Are you saying your man doesn’t want to do chores because he’s an alpha male? If so, who anointed him? But honestly, we really don’t care who he is. Tell his butt to get up and pull his weight. However, the bottom line is, if you married this man BECAUSE he was an alpha male, good luck. You made your bed, now you have to lie in it. Sorry.
5. “Alpha males never marry”
6. “Bad things happen to comic book guy”
7. Best way to paralyze a person
Um, excuse me? Did you just ask what we think you asked? We’re not sure what’s more alarming, the question, or the fact that Google sent you to our site.
8. “Blow job from a guy’s perspective”
C’mon, this is not a “How-to” site, although maybe it should be. (We’ll percolate on that one.) As for your question, we think you can figure this one out on your own, or by watching the 20 million videos covering the topic.
9. “Guy did not hold the door for me.”
Is this your boyfriend or some random guy? It’s our feeling that common courtesy is on the downswing, mainly because people are so busy, stressed and wrapped up in their own worlds to notice the other people around them. If this is your boyfriend just say to him, “If you don’t hold the door for me, I won’t lick your feet anymore!” That should do the trick.
10. Dating two guys at once
Not sure what you’re looking for here. Permission?
And there you have it. Please feel free to add to any of our explanations. And if you truly have a question for THE GUYS, please email us at: