We left off last week with Bob, Dan and George having a drink filled fashion show. Torrie walks in on them. Scroll down for Part 1.
Torrie: Bob the Vegan huh? Aren't those leather shoes you're wearing?
Bob: Torrie, uh, hi. What a nice surprise!
Torrie: Please, don't give me that nice surprise crap. What the hell is going on?
Bob: We're just having a good time. George has been feeling down about Amy.
Torrie: I thought you were a vegan? You can't wear leather shoes.
Bob: It's a special occasion. I made an exception for George.
Torrie: Well this is just a bit "out there" for me. When I think of guys I don't normally think of undies and women's high heels.
Dan: Well these shoes are actually for my new girlfriend.
Torrie: Seems like the wrong size Dan, don't you think?
Dan: Well they're for me….for her……she's a foot fetishist.
Torrie: Oh my god, what the hell is going on. What is this, some weird alternate universe where freaks rule the world.
Bob: Torrie enough!! C'mon lighten up. Have a drink. Please…for George.
Torrie looks at George who looks kind of stricken.
Torrie: FINE!…., let's see the show.
George: Sounds great. Thanks for understanding Torrie.
The music goes back on. Torrie has a few drinks and loosens up a bit.The gang is parading around and laughing.
George: Hey guys check this outfit out.
Bob: Oh my god George, you've had too many drinks.
Torrie and Dan gag on their drinks.
Dan: Get that heel out of your butt!! I have to wear those you know!
Bob and Torrie start laughing. Victoria now walks in.
Victoria: Hey guys can I join the party.
Dan: Hi honey!!
Dan goes over to kiss Victoria.
Dan: Everyone, this is Victoria.
Everyone: Hi Victoria
Victoria: Hi everyone!
The party continues until Victoria and Dan go off to Dan's room and Torrie and Bob go off to Bob's room. George is left alone.
George:(Talking out loud to himself) Now what?…..Alone…..I better get used to it…….hmm…..what should I do…..
He hears noises from the bedrooms.
George:(Still talking to himself) Great. That's all I need. Well I could always……Don't do it George……..no George, you've come too far……..
BUT….George gets out his computer and starts surfing for porn.
George:(Still talking to himself): This is all I have now. I'm a weak man. A lonely weak man.
Bob:(From the bedroom) What's the knocking noise I hear? Sounds like a heavy breathing woodpecker or something. Is that George?
Torrie: That is disgusting.
She covers her ears.
Torrie: I hear nothing!! ……..Come here Bob….you hottie!
Bob and Torrie embrace.
Tune in next week……