Here are the first seven episodes of "Bob the Vegan" in order. Each story should also read as a single episode, so if one catches your eye, go for it. (Although, reading them in order is probably optimal.) Enjoy!
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Episode 8: Going to the Movies
Bob and his friend Jim meet up on the street.
Bob: Hey Jim, long time. What's up?
Jim: Hey man. Yeah, I guess since the BBQ. How are things? And how's that hot girlfriend of yours? What's her name again?
Bob: Uh, you mean Torrie?
Jim: Yeah, Torrie. What's up with her? You guys still together?
Bob: I guess you could say that. It's been a long road.
Jim: Long road? But hasn't it only been a few months?
Bob: Yeah. but it's been a tough few months.
Jim: Oh yeah, the whole vegan thing. I almost forgot. You're not still doing that are you?
Bob: As a matter of fact I am. And actually I'm kind of digging it. But Torrie has now changed her mind and doesn't want me to be a vegan anymore.
Jim: How come women have to be so damn complicated?
Bob: I have no idea! So how are the ladies treating you?
Jim: Same old. A few dates here and there, but mostly just working, and doing what a guy needs to do to get by.
Bob: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do as we GUYS say….So are you up for a movie?
Jim: Sounds good.
Bob: Cool. Well, I wanted to see this documentary
Jim: A documentary!!!??? Are you kidding. I hate documentaries. So boring!! What's it about?
Bob: It's called "The Third Gender." It's about hermaphrodites.
Jim: What the hell is a hermaphrodite? Sounds like a Greek god or something.
Bob: It's a person with both male and female sex organs.
Jim: So kind of like a Greek god?! So…what are you getting into these days Bob? First you're a vegan and now you're into hermaphrodites.
Bob: Very Funny…. Listen, I'm just curious. It's a world I know nothing about. It will be interesting.
Jim: Sounds kinky. But I'm always game for kinky. But it might be a bit strange to go together. You know, two guys going to a movie about hermaphrodites. It might be slightly….you know…
Bob: Who cares? What do I care what people think?
Jim: Well I do…….Listen, here's what we do. When we sit down, just don't sit right next to me. Leave a seat between us.
Jim: So we won't look totally gay?
Bob: No one's going to think we're gay?
Jim: Just leave a seat between us please?
Bob: OK, fine…..Whatever…….you ready?
Jim: Let's do it.
They start to walk towards the theater. Bob sees Amy, George's wife, walking towards them.
Bob: Holy shit, that's Amy.
Bob: I haven't seen her since she kicked out George.
Jim: Well, this should be interesting.
To be continued….Tuesday……..
THIS THURSDAY: The Guy's Horizon: The Future of Gender