As of late, we've been getting a lot of pressure to get an animal. So we said fine, "Get some fish, fish tank, fish food and whatever else you need." We thought we were being generous, but apparently fish don't count as animals. And neither do Gerbils, Snakes, Mice, Hamsters, Rats, Guinea Pigs or basically anything other than a Cat or a Dog.
So why didn't you say so from the beginning??!!
So let's get this straight. Are we really saying a Cat or a Dog, or do we just mean a Cat? Because let's face it, GUYS and Cats don't always jive. Sure, we've encountered a few that we've liked, but it's hard to take home a Tiger or a Lion from the zoo. Generally we're Dog people.
So this situation has become a big problem. And we're not sure how to resolve this crisis. So we wrote a little poem to give our readers a sense of what is going on inside GUYS' homes across America.
Cats and Dogs
The argument continues
'Bout which one ranks on top
It's been going on for years
And will probably never stop
Anytime the subject
Is brought up anywhere
Here is a little clip
Of what you'll probably hear
"Cats are cool!" say Cat lovers.
"Dogs are loyal!" say Dog lovers.
"Cats are sly!" say Cat lovers.
"Dogs are loving!" say Dog lovers.
"Cats are cuddly!" say Cat lovers.
"Dogs are playful!" say Dog lovers.
"Dogs smell badly!" say Cat lovers.
"Cats don't care!" say Dog lovers
"Dogs are dumb!" say Cat lovers.
"Cats are stupid!" say Dog lovers.
"You are stupid!" say Cat lovers.
"You are dumb!" say Dog lovers.
We don't think the argument
Will ever be resolved
Because the people having it
Are way too much involved
Has this been a problem for you? If so, how have you resolved this problem? How do we resolve this?