We've been called everything in the book. And some of the worst have been the many comparisons to animals. "You Dog!" "You're a Pig!" "Move it, you Slug!" "You Shitbag" (OK, we just put that one in there.)
But instead of getting offended we decided to embrace these foul mouthed descriptions and write our own reasons why we are like animals.
Please let us know if you agree or disagree.
What animal would you compare your man to? Or if you're a guy, who would you compare your buddy to?
No need to pull punches. We just want to know where we stand.
Dog: We're loyal. And yes, we do like to sniff and occasional backside. Can you blame us?
Cheetah: We're fast. That's cool!. Although, some would say that's nothing to be proud of.
Ouch that hurts!!
Rat: Yes, we're kind of dirty. But we're smart too. We want you to believe we're dirtier than we are. That way you leave our stuff alone!
Wolf: We hunt in packs.
Chicken: We hunt in packs. It's safer.
Kitty Cat: We're not like them in any way, shape or form. In fact we don't like them in any way, shape or form.
Giraffe: We can see far ahead, but we sometimes stumble over what's right in front of us.
Goat: Sometimes we smell like one. What, that extra splash of cologne isn't working??
Gorilla: We like to beat our chest in a self-congratulatory manner.
Hyena: Even when we're laughing with you, we want to eat you!
So there you have it. We're sure you can come up with many more. Let's have it. We're ready!!